Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection, inverted penis and anal fissures.
Elenco: Rainn Wilson , John Krasinski , Jenna Fischer , Brian Baumgartner , Oscar Nunez , Angela Kinsey , Craig Robinson , Ed Helms , Leslie David Baker , Phyllis Smith , Ellie Kemper , Creed Bratton , Kate Flannery , Jochen Busse , Thorsten Nindel , Ulrike Bliefert , Jake Lacy , Clark Duke , Ali Hartman , Susanne Hartman , Catherine Tate .