As the Heck home begins to literally fall apart, Frankie and Mike consider leaving homeownership behind and moving the family to an apartment. Meanwhile, Axl tries to fake Frankie out by pretending that he's sick in order to get out of taking a school test - and must later convince her that he's well enough to attend a party that evening; Sue and her ex-sort-of-boyfriend, Brad, volunteer to prepare a school skit about showing the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; and Brick tries to offer a little bit of levity by spouting off Shakespearian quotes.
Elenco: Patricia Heaton , Neil Flynn , Charlie McDermott , Eden Sher , Atticus Shaffer , Chris Kattan , Brian Doyle-Murray , Blaine Saunders , Beau Wirick , John Gammon .