Frank's old friend Scooter comes to visit. Frank starts off excited that his high school buddy is coming, but it turns out that Scooter still acts like he is in high school. In order to tell Scooter to leave, Frank tells him how he has become a better man because of his marriage to Carol. Cody wins a turkey at the local supermarket's raffle. Unfortunately, the turkey comes live and Cody can not bear to kill it. He names the turkey Elmer and gets him a job at the petting zoo.
Elenco: Patrick Duffy , Suzanne Somers , Brandon Call , Staci Keanan , Christine Lakin , Angela Watson , Christopher Castile , Josh Byrne , Sasha Mitchell , Jason Marsden , Emily Mae Young , Bronson Pinchot , Jeff Juday , Patrika Darbo , Peggy Rea .