The mayor submits a personal ad in a newspaper as the rest of the office men prepare for the mayor's annual male bachelor charity auction. Mike chooses to spend some extra city money on a futuristic new bathroom for City Hall. The new bathroom is insensitive to overweight people. The mayor asks Paul for advice on how to approach a woman. Stacy teaches James how to model so that he can garner more money than Mike in the big auction. Mike puts on a fat suit to appease the head of the overweight person's commission. Stuart's sister is in town but no one has seen her.
Elenco: Charlie Sheen , Heather Locklear , Richard Kind , Alan Ruck , Michael Boatman , Barry Bostwick , Alexander Chaplin , Heather Locklear , Charlie Sheen , Lana Parrilla .