A female magician performs at City Hall and Mike asks her out. Stuart and Carter purchase a bar. After sleeping together and telling him she's not interested in a long-term relationship, the magician says ""I love you"" to Mike. Stuart wants to make the bar a gay bar. Mike has trouble breaking up with his girlfriend. The bar is closed because it was missing a permit, leaving Stuart and Carter penniless. Mike finally tells his girlfriend how he feels and they break up.
Elenco: Charlie Sheen , Heather Locklear , Richard Kind , Alan Ruck , Michael Boatman , Barry Bostwick , Alexander Chaplin , Heather Locklear , Charlie Sheen , Lana Parrilla .