Frank buys two sets of Pearl's, one for Margaret and one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye $3,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans, but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.
Elenco: Alan Alda , Loretta Swit , Jamie Farr , William Christopher , Harry Morgan , Mike Farrell , Kellye Nakahara , David Ogden Stiers , Jeff Maxwell , Roy Goldman .