How We Spent Our Two-Year Summer Vacation - 3 years since the last episode. Opening at the beach, where medical waste prevents people from enjoying the water. Consequently Shin and family run into a couple of porn stars, including Richard 'Dick' Coxley, Hiro competes in a volley ball tournament, he loses and eats male enhancement laxatives. Anime Is For Children (And Loser Adults) - A Rock, Paper, Scissors game goes poorly for Mitzi. She then goes to the theater with Shin, which is playing Bowel's Moving Castle, a parody of a Hayao Miyazaki film - Howl's Moving Castle. Another Rock, Paper, Scissors game, this time played by the mothers, causes Mitzi to end up in charge of Shin, Masao, Penny, and Georgie, while the other mothers go see the movie 'Signs', an Ace of Base musical, at another theater. Soaking Wet Country Club - George's mother hosts Shin, Masao, Penny, and Georgey at her, extremely conservative, country club. The boys see or run into Ann Coulter, Fox news anchors, and men that have a John Boehner tan.