“It Puts the Lotion on the Baby” – Mitzi’s gotten drawn in by the allure of younger looking skin: “Rub Le Bonjour Miracle Cream from ear to ear. It’s what you deserve… Cream on your face!” But Shin’s gotten it into his head that Hima’s sweet cheeks are gonna be sacrificed! Big bro’s willing to put his ass on the line, but what if mom thinks his butt’s too old? “Dildor of Destiny” – One fateful day in Horsey Poo Park… When Shin catches a fly that’s after his poo, his actions catch the attention of the local schizophrenic! Convinced the young lad is the foretold messiah, Dildor, the crazy kook must now set about training him in the ancient art of Kendo. Only Shin’s not playing! “I can show you great things, Dildor! Take my sword!” “Lucky Bastard Fever Episode 3: Secret of the Bastard!” – Disturbed by his memories of Lollipop and the other life they imply, the Flying Pecker seeks out his master’s advice. But when the evil genius himself is stirred into action, it’s Doctor Hitler Clone vs. Doc (Action Bastard’s own genius inventor… er, guy)! And what’s this? The clucking cocks got away with Doc’s three and a half inch floppy?!?