“Shin Wars: Episode IV: A Poo Hope” – A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Bader has kidnapped Princess Labia, only in this version she’s not hot! Now it’s up to Any-Wan Canblowme and young Puke Skypooper to save the princess, and first they’ll need a ship… But it’s been towed! Your light rod is weak and flaccid, old man. Wait, that’s not what happens! “Shin Wars: Episode V: The Empire Likes Sprack” – Now was it Lord Bader or Master Bader? Either way, the helmet head is feeling a great disturbance in his shorts! Meanwhile, Puke Skypooper and Princess Labia find themselves the reluctant rescuers of oppressed semi-cute woodland creatures… Great, we’re pandering to a younger demographic! “Shin Wars: Episode VI: Re-turd of the Hentai” – As our heroes continue their laborious climb up to the Meth Star, the woodland insurgents prepare to take on the High Fighters. And after the surprise return of Any-Wan Canblowme, young Skypooper faces off against Darth Bader one last time! Just what we need, another glowing cock fight… Remember, size matters not Master Puke!