"Pink Eye and the Red-Hot Doc" - After tricking Hiro into letting him stay up late to watch TV, Shin wakes up with a nasty surprise. Or two, rather! His eyes didn't get punked, they got pinked! So it's the Nohara men off to the best free clinic money can buy. What are the symptoms? Let's see… Redness. Discharge. And a bad attitude! Can you check his brain for retardation while you're at it, Doc? "Door Jam" - The damn door won't close and all of Mitzi's effort proves of little use… How hard can it be to yank a knob off? Hiro does it by himself all the time! A temporary fix is undone when the drop-out's door falls victim to the same foul play. And of all the days to have a postern problem, when there's a burglar-slash-rapist on the prowl! Yum, MILF and cookies! "The Adventures of Super Pooper" - When Maso's ass becomes fair game for a couple of second-graders, Shin gets jealous. But when the bullying backfires with the diminutive dumpster, they inadvertently produce a schoolyard superhero! Super Pooper is on a never-ending quest… And today they march on the second grade bathrooms! Run for your lives! The kids, they're pooping everywhere!