"Untrue Romance?" - Word on the playground is that the teacher's found a new boy toy, and Miss Anderson gets a bit frazzled when the kids take an active interest. But when the fascination spreads to the staff, the infectious talk is of an entirely different nature… Ah, to be young and in love again! As the claws come out and the cat fight begins in earnest, it's duck and cover! To the shelter! "The Corpse Whisperer" - It was a day like any other, except that it wasn't… When Shin decides to enact the dead, his schitzo neighbor really creeps Maso out! Convinced that he alone witnessed a murder, the young pants-pisser panics to find them all trapped with the culprit. And he may be the next victim! Don't you just want to strangle that silly bitch sometimes? "Concerto in the Key of Butt-Minor" - When Ai's glowing box unsettles the Nohara household, Shin's determined not to go to her piano recital. And after a talk with Georgie's mother about Suotome etiquette, Mitzi has to agree with her son. But when a box of Choco-Bees outsmarts them both, it's a beeline to the florist… The opening act's really good! Little miss rich britches must be hot stuff!