"Little Morphin' Tranny!" - Hiro's spirits are lifted when his dreams of red-headed pornography take a twist with the new neighbor. She's all of his VHS tapes brought to life! As father and son glory in the greatness of all that is Yu, Mitzi's stumped… Their neighbor's a man! Wondering just what bad HBO series they've stumbled into, the apartment next door may be even more crowded than their own. "A Bicycle Built for Poo!" - Shin slept in again, and it's left to Mitzi to get the bowel-moving brat to school. When Shin's called upon to navigate, four "pants hands" and they've come full circle! Now there's no time for window shopping, but a pit stop and a cupful of lust later… The only thing standing between Shin and scholastic success is that evil frickin' hill! Wait, is that a sale? "The Young and the Eggless" - In her quest to keep the family from starvation, Mitzi's off to an Avian Flu-free egg sale. But it's a cultural clash as the stylin' and the not-so-stylish grapple for the goods. Maternal powers are tapped as Mitzi finds herself faced with saving another's offspring from getting scrambled and throwing her own into the action… Will it be age before beauty? Oh, what's a mother to do?