Jack doesn't like Finch's gift of dog tags. Nina hooks Elliott up with a ""friend"" for Jack's charity auction after he discovers that Maya has a date already. The ""doctor"" turns out to be an illiterate hooker. Finch, acting as auctioneer, tries to undermine the auction when he discovers that Jack threw his gift away.
Elenco: George Segal , Wendie Malick , David Spade , Laura San Giacomo , Enrico Colantoni , Chris Hogan , Rena Sofer , Lucy Lawless .