In a spin on Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Goldilocks goes out into the woods where the bears have set a trap inside of some house that she stumbles onto. After eating all of the food, she attempts to use the bathroom but gets her ass chewed off. Fortunately, Goldilocks finds a new ass, and soon heads to sleep upstairs. The bears show up but this bitch has super powers and destroys the house and kills everyone inside. It takes a minute, but the body parts for the bears reassemble into a big monster and do everything they can to destroy Goldilocks. Their first stop is Goldilocks’ house where a huge battle ensues, but the head of the household shows up and blasts those bears to kingdom come.