Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
Elenco: Mike Henry , Seth MacFarlane , Alex Borstein , Mila Kunis , Seth Green , Adam West , Patrick Warburton , John Viener , Lacey Chabert .