The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't ""fitting in"" at school. ""Of course I'm not fitting in,"" snaps Tommy, ""to fit in, you have to be something."" The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. ""It's loaded with every possible genre of human,"" he marvels. ""It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick."" Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.
Elenco: John Lithgow , Kristen Johnston , French Stewart , Joseph Gordon-Levitt , Jane Curtin , Wayne Knight , Elmarie Wendel , Simbi Khali .